{"id":10187,"date":"2023-09-25T19:02:33","date_gmt":"2023-09-26T00:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/?p=10187"},"modified":"2023-09-25T19:07:44","modified_gmt":"2023-09-26T00:07:44","slug":"lil-divot-and-the-driving-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/lil-divot-and-the-driving-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"Lil Divot and the Driving Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"410\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum.png 410w, https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum-300x201.png 300w, https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum-370x248.png 370w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\" id=\"h-\"> <\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\" id=\"Red-Wine\">By Dr. Jordan Douglas Smith, PhD<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I learned how to drive at Midway Golf Course, the summer after my eighth birthday, on a gas-powered 1956 Cushman Golf cart. These old golf carts don\u2019t have steering wheels, but an obtrusive handlebar that sticks out of the middle of the floorboard, right between the driver and passenger seat. That made it a perfect device for teaching an unruly boy how to drive. Anytime I would get distracted, hesitant, or just plain reckless, Dad grabbed the handlebar and corrected our path.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 This golf cart was my father\u2019s pride and joy during the summer of 1990. He worked hard at a factory on the third shift and any additional income he earned always seemed to go towards an \u201cUh-Oh!\u201d fund my mother had established in an old sauerkraut jar at the back of the bread cabinet. So, when she had given him permission to purchase this old, gently used piece of leisure machinery we were all excited for Dad. If anyone deserved it, Doug Smith did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dad wasted no time tuning up his chariot for the course. I recall him speedily finishing up dinner one evening so he could delicately mount the decal christening it \u201cLil Divot.\u201d The old cart\u2019s burnt orange paint and off-white leather seat seemed less than appealing to my mother. Yet, in my father\u2019s eyes, this ancient artifact pulled his gaze as would a brand-new Ferrari. In less than a week, the cart was ready for an inaugural trek on the local course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Midway Golf Course sat between Buhler and Inman, Kansas, on 8<sup>th<\/sup> Avenue and Arrowhead Road\u2014right on the line separating McPherson and Reno Counties. The terrain was remarkably flat, although Miller Creek snaked through the course providing several obstacles for the amateur golfer and some much-needed shade on a sunny day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My responsibilities while driving the golf cart meant staying out of the wheatfield to the west, avoiding the barbed wired fence of the north pasture, and not executing sudden turns that would spill Dad out onto the fairway. I failed in these duties at least a half dozen times while learning how to operate that cart. There were a few bridges on the course over Miller Creek, each quite narrow and without side guards. The one off hole number seven was notoriously narrow and had a bump in the middle that could send you rocketing from the seat. In the beginning, Dad took the handlebar as we crossed the bridges\u2014if anything, to guarantee his own safety. He would often remind me, \u201cJordie, so long as you pay attention, slow down, and be calm, everything will be dandy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A theme in my life is throwing caution to the wind when I think I know more than I really do. There are simply certain skills that I have an unhealthy amount of confidence in, making it uniquely difficult for me to embrace humility. Driving Dad\u2019s golf cart became one of those skills that needed a heaping dose of humility.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/free-online-fiction-poetry-art-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5712\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 During the summer between fifth and sixth grades, Dad gave me his blessing to use the golf cart on my own. He would drop me off at the course on Tuesdays with an emergency use-only cell phone, a jug of water, a can of Mountain Dew, and a Ziplock bag of beef jerky, and I would play golf until my hands blistered. During his lunch break, he\u2019d pick me up and drop me off at the pool to practice my cannonball with the boys on my baseball team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I had this spot on the back of hole number five, slight dogleg left, par four, just under this massive cottonwood tree behind the green. On the west end of the creek bed was a mulberry tree. I would park my cart, climb into the branches, hoard as many berries as my arms could hold, and lay back against the tree to eat my fill. Absolutely no interruptions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 After my mid-morning detour, I would jump back on my trusty steel steed and go right back to perfecting my short game. I knew where all the potholes were so I could avoid rattling the muffler that was barely hanging on\u2014and I also knew this sweet spot off hole six where you could get at least two inches of air if you hit it just right at top speed (which had nothing to do with the muffler barely hanging on, or so I told Dad). Everything was smooth driving, and I was in a constant state of joy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Then came the storm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I used to think it was peculiar how storms interrupt the rhythm of nature. In the same way, tragedy often seems to interrupt the steady flow of joy in our spiritual journey. As I\u2019ve become more observant, listen more than I speak, and love without the expectation of receiving, it makes more sense that storms show up during picnics. It\u2019s impossible to grow wheat without rain\u2014or to mature a soul without a little spiritual thunder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That summer we had record-breaking rainfall\u2014sometimes upwards of six inches in less than two hours. And it didn\u2019t let up. After months with little to no moisture, the water simply rolled off the fields into every creek bed in central Kansas. For a few days the most practice I could get in was putting around the living room into dixie cups. It was torture for a young golfer. Locked indoors, staring at the rain, watching Saved By The Bell reruns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So, to distract myself and take on some household responsibility, I started training my four-year-old sister on how to be a proper caddy. I figured when the rain let up, I would have someone to bring me my clubs <em>and <\/em>keep score.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 After a little over a week, the storms receded. I was itching to get on the course, so I convinced Dad to drive me out one evening when he got home from work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As we pulled over the hill approaching Arrowhead Road my heart sank to the floorboards of his truck. Instead of staring out over my small slice of heaven, I was greeted with what appeared to be a new lake straddling the McPherson County line. I could barely make out the roof of the course gazebo sticking out of the flood waters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 We turned around and headed home, while I rattled off dozens of questions: \u201cWill the course be opened when the water dries up? How bad is flooding for the greens? Will we even be able to take the cart out?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Holding back tears, I kept repeating, \u201cIt\u2019ll be fine, everything will dry out, you\u2019ll be back out there in no time.\u201d But inside I was hollow, bitter, and skeptical of every reassurance my father gave me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 When we pulled into our driveway, I jumped out of Dad\u2019s truck and stomped into the house. My mother called out from the living room, \u201cJordie, what\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tears in my eyes and a tremble in my voice, I relayed what we\u2019d seen during our scouting mission. My father stood behind me, arms crossed over his chest, while I unleashed my sorrow upon the whole house. My mother\u2019s eyes filled with concern and compassion. In the living room mirror behind her, I could see my father\u2019s face\u2014calm, nearly stoic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I was confused. Here I was absolutely unhinged, and there was Dad unnerved by the crisis. I turned to him and yelled, \u201cDon\u2019t you get it? The whole summer is ruined!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 With a somber tone and a gentle hand, Dad hugged my shoulder and said, \u201cYou need to trust me. Everything is going to work out.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Frustrated with his response and downright angry at my circumstances, I took off down the hall and slammed my bedroom door. My face planted in my pillow, and my mind fixed solely on all that I had lost, I sobbed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; An hour or so later, my father knocked gently on the door to my room. In his calm, deep voice he asked, \u201cJordie, want to talk?\u201d &nbsp;But talking was the last thing I wanted to do. I was angry, but also more embarrassed than anything else. Hesitantly, I invited my father in. He sat slowly on the bed and put his hand gently on the top of my head. \u201cYou know the water will dry out. So, tell me what\u2019s really bothering you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cDad, this just ruins my plans,\u201d I whined. \u201cThere\u2019s only a few weeks left of summer and things were going so well!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dad pulled me in close, wrapping his arm around my shoulders. \u201cSon, this is a choice you\u2019re going to have to make a lot in life. The choice is whether you\u2019re going to let a little rain wash out your joy or refresh it. We need the rain, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I sheepishly answered, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cSo, I want you to be confident that this is part of the gameplan and find a reason to be grateful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When Dad left my room, I was still flustered but now I felt licked too. As I started to think about what I could possibly be grateful for in this disaster, my baby sister burst through the door wearing Dad\u2019s golf cleats. \u201cJordie, let\u2019s practice putting again!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I couldn\u2019t help but grin at her tiny frame inside Dad\u2019s size 12 shoes. A smile stretched across her cheeks and Dad\u2019s putter was tucked awkwardly under her arm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I put on my poker face and commanded, \u201cCaddy, we\u2019ve got a lot of work to do on the greens today. Let\u2019s hop to it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/free-online-fiction-poetry-art-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5712\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As the days passed, my fascination with water tables and proper field drainage became borderline unhealthy. Each day clicked like a timepiece closer to the end of my summer and further away from Lil Divot and the Midway adventures. I sat on the old cart in the garage and closed my eyes, envisioning bouncing around fairway two, winding across the cart path on three, and pulling up to the tee with windblown hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Finally, the day came. Dad got out of his truck, a big smile on his face, and instantly I knew. The course was ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The next morning as Dad unloaded the cart, he turned to me and said, \u201cJordie, be careful today. Don\u2019t get too close to the creek where it\u2019s gonna be wet and watch the dew on the bridges. The course has probably changed quite a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Those words seemed to bounce back and forth in my head: \u201cBe careful. The course has probably changed quite a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I nodded, then jumped into the trusty Cushman and drove off to tee box one. Passing by the creek, I noticed the water was still about waist high. For late July this was quite a sight. I reminded myself to play the ball short, or I\u2019d be spending a lot of time swimming to find the ball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hole one played like I expected. I was a little rusty but so far everything was still in its right place. So, when I pulled up to the first bridge crossing Miller\u2019s Creek on hole two I was surprised to see a \u201cBridge Closed\u201d sign. Nothing seemed wrong with the bridge. It looked wet, maybe it had shifted a bit from the water, but seemed safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 To avoid the inconvenience of going around the creek, a detour that would take all of five minutes, I moved the barricade and drove across the bridge. The tires spun like I\u2019d hit a mud slick. A slight shift in the back wheels brought me closer to one side of the bridge. Then the wheels hit the earth on the other side, and I was set to tee off on hole number two!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As I played through the course, the same warning emblazoned on each bridge: \u201cBridge Closed\u2014Use Detour.\u201d And I moved each barricade and pushed through <em>my <\/em>course, on <em>my <\/em>terms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Then I got to hole number seven and the bridge with the weird bump in the middle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Approaching that bridge, I noticed how much narrower it seemed than I remembered. I briefly considered leaving the cart and walking this one. But I didn\u2019t. I moved the barricade and hit that bridge going 20 miles per hour in a 500-pound cart on wet wood with no side guards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There have been six moments in my life when I genuinely thought injury was inevitable. This was moment number two. As I gripped that handlebar for dear life, I saw all my eleven years flash before my eyes while screaming in a high enough pitch for dogs in Harvey County to hear me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That old steel cart slammed into the creek bank and threw me head over heels up onto the edge of the green on hole seven. I remember doing about three summersaults before landing in a seated position, arms crossed over my chest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 After taking a moment to gather myself, I felt relieved that I had evaded serious injury yet again. But Lil Divot remained half submerged in the muddy waters of Miller Creek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I stood there on a closed bridge, staring down at Dad\u2019s golf cart and knowing I had made a mess of things. Looking up from the carnage, I locked my eyes on the back of the \u201cBridge Closed\u201d sign. In bold white letters, surrounded with faded red paint, the word \u201cSTOP\u201d boldly professed what I should have done five minutes earlier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 In what can only be described as divine timing, my father pulled into the dirt parking lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As Dad walked up the fairway to the seventh green, I kept my gaze on the small letters of the \u201cLil Divot\u2019 decal affixed to the bumper of the old Cushman. If I didn\u2019t make eye contact, I thought, we could avoid the prelude and just get down to the verdict. Surely, he would be mad, disappointed, maybe even furious. I was absolutely confident that I had ruined his trust in me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dad put one hand in his pocket and the other on my shoulder as he looked down into the creek. \u201cThis is why we pay attention to signs, bud.\u201d He took a deep breath and added, \u201cGo grab the rope out of my truck and let\u2019s clean this mess up. When we\u2019re done, we\u2019ll play a few holes together.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As I climbed down the bank to secure the rope to the old Cushman, I choked up a little. I had directly disobeyed my father. Ignoring every sign, I\u2019d been reckless. I did not deserve his grace. Yet here I was, in one piece\u2014and at peace and about to play a round of golf with a man who had every right to leave me standing in my own mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Of course, there were consequences for my actions. Later, I had to spit polish that old golf cart till it shined, and eventually I had to pay for a new sparkplug replacing the one damaged in the spill. But where my strength and wisdom were lacking, my father\u2019s more than made up for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Dr. Jordon D. Smith, PhD<\/strong>, is an Assistant Professor of Communication Studies and speech team coach at Ottawa University in Kansas. He has taught oral interpretation of poetry and prose while coaching numerous national finalists in both categories.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:39px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"410\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum.png\" alt=\"Golf Cart album photo\" class=\"wp-image-10188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum.png 410w, https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum-300x201.png 300w, https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/GolfCartAlbum-370x248.png 370w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/faithhopeandfiction.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/free-online-fiction-poetry-art-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5712\"\/><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Dr. Jordan Douglas Smith, PhD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essays"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v15.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Lil Divot and the Driving Lesson | Faith Hope &amp; 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